Nathan Cartman...any chance of signing him?

This guy Farquarson scored 4. He seems to be quality as well. What is going there???

Its the Billy Miller effect. He knows how to get teams playing football. He plays football the right way, doesnt overcomplicate tactics, has gained some valubale experience Coaching, and he also seems to get the best out of the Town players that go there on loan (Dean, Heath, Crook etc...) something that Simon cant seem to do.

It also helps that Nathan Cartman is on scintillating form at the moment.

I'm very pleased for them all down at Railway, and i'm sure that if they carry on as they are, their attendances will start improving.

Yes its a great pity that Cartman's heroics are being seen by so few people. It surely can't be long before the national media start taking an interest (almost 40 goals before mid December must be some sort of record surely).

If he could get anywhere near Dixie Deans record, then he'd get attention. The rate he is scoring, it wouldn't surprise me.

I was planning on going to watch us at Barrow on Sunday however I have noticed that Railway are offering free entry to their game against Salford on Sunday so I may have to go there instead and see what all the fuss is about.

I'd rather have Cartman than Thewlis any day of the week . year / millennium

Innocent Bystander wrote:I'd rather have Cartman than Thewlis any day of the week . year / millennium

Would be pointless though as has already been proven when he was here. Billy Miller for Coco would be a better swap!

Blaming the players again in the Advertiser this morning, and, classic quote: 'We know a few people have turned their backs on us (!), but we still believe we can turn it around in these three games'. Still he is right on one point: 'No-one is expecting us to get a point in our next three games'. I think thats what is called lowering expectations.

Just shows how thick skinned and oblivious to how cr*p he is really. We may well get a result or two over Christmas but even if we do, as we all know we'll crash and burn again because the gormless turd couldn't maintain an erection during a lapdance off Cheryl Cole, let alone maintain a run of results that would see us as genuine promotion candidates.

Merry Christmas folks!

And of course he'll see any win we do get out of the next three games as some kind of up yours to his critics. Pathetic really.

Merry Christmas DK - may all your dreams come true!!

34th of the season today apparently

Another goal for Cartman, and Rail win again and are in the play off places. Unbelievable. Would love to have gone yesterday but visiting my sister in Crosby.

Can Rail possibly do it?

paulstreet wrote:Another goal for Cartman, and Rail win again and are in the play off places. Unbelievable. Would love to have gone yesterday but visiting my sister in Crosby.

Can Rail possibly do it?  

Entertaining game Paul on a poor pitch. Cannot understand why Rail were given two home games over the festive period, they had no chance to do anything with the playing surface.
Attendance enhanced with a lot from Darlington whose game at Farsley had been called off late.

I see Paul Scholes was there, checking on Cartman?

Townfan wrote:

paulstreet wrote:Another goal for Cartman, and Rail win again and are in the play off places. Unbelievable. Would love to have gone yesterday but visiting my sister in Crosby.

Can Rail possibly do it?  

Entertaining game Paul on a poor pitch.  Cannot understand why Rail were given two home games over the festive period, they had no chance to do anything with the playing surface.
Attendance enhanced with a lot from Darlington whose game at Farsley had been called off late.

What was the attendance TF?

The attendance at Railway was 403 plus 50 Darlo lads in the bar that didn't quite make to the game !

Good game and a good revenue spinner for the club.

Think we're too late (and too small) for Cartman. Rumours are he's Preston North End bound...

lol and that really was a lol, this guy is PNE bound possibly and we gave him half a game, not even the steam off Simon's piss..........At least this proves Simon has an eye for potential!

nobby99 wrote:Think we're too late (and too small) for Cartman. Rumours are he's Preston North End bound...

Haha! You think?!!!

trevdee wrote:lol and that really was a lol, this guy is PNE bound possibly and we gave him half a game, not even the steam off Simon's piss..........At least this proves Simon has an eye for potential!

No response to this one from Townfan or slicker I notice. Probably just waiting for hell to freeze over...or thinking up their next pithy remark.

Sorry, was busy swapping the battery from the Aston Martin to the Range Rover.

S.

Ha ha slicker you are well funny.

Like how funny it is that Weaver and Co over looked him and the player and his manager do not want to go anywhere near the bampot that is weaver and mcdersplop.

Thumb barrel and tits for the chuckle brothers in a rather embarrassingly public way for them on this and serves him right for his brat like use of player recruitment. Dada the player is broken i want another one.

Carefree wrote:Ha ha slicker you are well funny.  

Like how funny it is that Weaver and Co over looked him and the player and his manager do not want to go anywhere near the bampot that is weaver and mcdersplop.

Thumb barrel and tits for the chuckle brothers in a rather embarrassingly public way for them on this and serves him right for his brat like use of player recruitment.  Dada the player is broken i want another one.

To me To you.......

S.

Dark Knight wrote:

nobby99 wrote:Think we're too late (and too small) for Cartman.  Rumours are he's Preston North End bound...

Haha! You think?!!!

trevdee wrote:lol and that really was a lol, this guy is PNE bound possibly and we gave him half a game, not even the steam off Simon's piss..........At least this proves Simon has an eye for potential!

No response to this one from Townfan or slicker I notice. Probably just waiting for hell to freeze over...or thinking up their next pithy remark.

You still on here ?

Townfan wrote:
You still on here ?

Awesome input, I'll be here a lot longer than you, you old fart.

Every goal Cartman adds to his tally piles further embarrassment on the UEFA badge holder.

But fear not there'll be another signing along in a minute that he can wreck...