Fan zone to Fan the Flames

In a shock announcement Harrogate Town have called on all fans to keep their thoughts to themselves.

In a fanfare of fancy fancywork from the management, the fanatacism of the fans is being fanned by fancy fannies who have fantasized about a biggest series of the fanciest fangless fancies from fantasyland ever seen at Wetherby Road.

And to think this time last year we were well fancied.

Can anyone remember the Fantom Fan Flinger from Tiswas ?

S.

I reckon we should get everyone to be even mopre verbal, and tell them how s**t they really are at this moment in time!!