Alternative Town Squad ?

Sorry guys, but I found this list of funniest ever (real) players names. It got my chuckle muscle working.

Any other suggestions would be welcome, real or otherwise. Wonder how many replica shirts we could sell ?

Stefan Kuntz
Chiqui Arce
Bongo Christ
Have-a-Look Dube
Ars Bandeet
Segar Bastard
Rafael Scheidt
Rod Fanni
Johnny Moustache
David Goodwillie
Danny Shittu
Johan de Cock
Milan Fukal
Quim
Brian Pinas
Bernt Haas
Uwe Fuchs
Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
Wolfgang Wolf
Creedence Clearwater Couto
Norman Conquest
Danger Fourpence
Paul Dickov
Argelico F**ks
Harry Daft

Bring on Gainsborough


R. Sole