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What a Sterling performance in Town’s victory over the Pool – let down, one has to say, only by the lacklustre performance of the ‘choir’. The same tired songs. Come on, let’s have a bit of invention and originality Mr Choir master. Standards are slipping.
The visit next up of our old chum’s at Stockpot County, provides an excellent opportunity for some custom-made choral put-down, particular as they sing ‘who are you’ at the drop of a point.
Might I suggest the following ditty, to the Beatles ‘You’re Mother should know’.
“Let’s all sing up, and cheer on a team
Were in the league before their mothers’ were born
But they went down a long, long time ago
Jim Gannon should know (ha, ha, ha)
As Stockport all know. (ha, ha, ha, ha).”
(several times loudly)
It could always be enlivened by adding the bridge and the retort:
Soloist: “They’ll come back. They’ll come back.”
Chorus: “Will they ****. Will they ****! Naaaah! Having a laugh”
The man who sung “There’s no pies, its Ramadan” approaching half time at Mank City.
The visit next up of our old chum’s at Stockpot County, provides an excellent opportunity for some custom-made choral put-down, particular as they sing ‘who are you’ at the drop of a point.
Might I suggest the following ditty, to the Beatles ‘You’re Mother should know’.
“Let’s all sing up, and cheer on a team
Were in the league before their mothers’ were born
But they went down a long, long time ago
Jim Gannon should know (ha, ha, ha)
As Stockport all know. (ha, ha, ha, ha).”
(several times loudly)
It could always be enlivened by adding the bridge and the retort:
Soloist: “They’ll come back. They’ll come back.”
Chorus: “Will they ****. Will they ****! Naaaah! Having a laugh”
The man who sung “There’s no pies, its Ramadan” approaching half time at Mank City.
